An existential comedy that never saw the light of a projector. This 354-minute-long film takes place entirely in an elevator. The script is punctuated by nihilistic monologues and fart sounds. The final edited piece is rumored to be the reason that the Dan and Jay iteration of the time (Jatem Q. Humm & Dabnish J. Germillingston) called it quits. As stated in their comedy will (drafted up in the case of the group’s disbanding), the movie cannot be shown publicly until 2034. The only known complete print is currently housed at the Library of Congress.