Dan and Jay hate the word people use for sleeves that you put a soda or beer can in to keep it cool.

That word is “koozie,” and it’s gross. And it’s also trademarked, so screw that.

This is why Dan and Jay bring you their latest invention, the Chyllinder™. Not only does it come with two beautiful designs, including one which explains the Time Box™, but it comes with a download card of special Chyllinder-only material!

Buy the Chyllinder today!